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John D.
Terrible Websites Inc.
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UX Nightmares
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Brian K.
Anti-Design Studios
The perfect tool for creating websites that make users close their browser in frustration. 10/10 would make horrible sites again!
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Error 404 Agency
We specialize in terrible UX, and even WE were impressed by how awful our site became! Our clients are horrified - success!
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3 SIMPLE STEPS TO SUCCESS
STEP 1: Register Your Account
Before you begin your journey to website excellence, you'll need to CREATE AN ACCOUNT on our REVOLUTIONARY PLATFORM.
- Click the SIGN UP button (which might be hiding somewhere on this page)
- Enter your email (we promise to send you at least 20 emails per day!)
- Create a password with at least 15 characters, 3 symbols, 2 hieroglyphics, and 1 emoji
- Verify your account by solving our impossible CAPTCHA
- Accept our 45-page terms of service without reading them
STEP 2: COMPLETE YOUR PROFILE
Now that you've created your GROUNDBREAKING account, it's time to personalize your experience by COMPLETING YOUR PROFILE with a ridiculous amount of unnecessary information.
⚠️ WARNING:Failure to complete ALL 27 profile fields will result in a significantly worse experience than you're already having.
Required fields include but are certainly not limited to: your mother's maiden name, your first pet's zodiac sign, your FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY, a 500-word essay on why you chose our platform, and a BLOOD SAMPLE.
Please note: Profile completion may take approximately6-8 HOURSdue to our intentionally complicated interface.
Step 3: start building!
Congratulations! You've reached the final step of our not-so-simple process. Now it's time to START CREATING the worst website the world has ever seen!
IMPORTANT: This step requires advanced skills such as breathing, blinking, and clicking random buttons until something happens.
Simply DRAG-AND-DROP our pre-made awful components onto your canvas. Choose from classics like:
- 💩Pop-up ads that multiply like rabbits
- 🎵Auto-playing music that CANNOT BE MUTED
- 🏃Buttons that run away from the CURSOR
- ⏰COUNTDOWN TIMERS that create false urgency
- 🔒Premium features that DON'T WORK even after payment
BONUS STEP 4:Deal with the aftermath!
Congratulations! You've successfully created a website so bad that it violates several international treaties. Now prepare to:
- Lose all your CUSTOMERS within 3.5 seconds of them visiting your site
- Receive cease-and-desist letters from web accessibility groups
- Watch your bounce rate climb to an impressive 99.99%
- Become an INTERNET LEGEND for all the wrong reasons
- Potentially face legal action for PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE
SECRET STEP 5:Upgrade to premium!
UNLOCK EVEN WORSE FEATURES with our exclusive premium plan! For just $99.99/month*, you can access:
- ⚠️SEIZURE-INDUCING animations on every element
- 🔊Multiple music tracks playing SIMULTANEOUSLY
- 🔄Pages that auto-refresh every 8 seconds
- 🔥Priority technical support (we'll ignore you faster)
*Plus applicable taxes, fees, surcharges, service charges, convenience fees, inconvenience fees, breathing fees, and a mandatory donation to the Society for Preservation of Comic Sans. Price increases to $199.99 after the first day. No refunds. Ever. By reading this text, you've already agreed to these terms.
CHEAP!
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PRICING PLANS
(Surprisingly expensive for something so terrible)
MOST PAINFUL
FREE (not really)
$0.00*
per minute
- ✓Access to ALL annoying features
- ✓Unlimited pop-ups (seriously, they never stop)
- ✗Customer support (we ignore everyone equally)
- ✓FREE data leaks (what a steal!)
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*Actually $29.99 after first minute. No refunds. Ever.
MOST DECEPTIVE
BASIC (but not really)
$19.99**
per session
BEST VALUE!(for us, not you)
- ✓EVERYTHING in the Free Plan
- ✓Premium flashing backgrounds (seizure warning!)
- ✓Priority tracking of your personal data
- ✗Logic or reason of any kind
- ✓BONUS: We'll email your password to everyone!
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**Per session (a session ends whenever we feel like it, typically after 30 seconds).
Plus mandatory insurance fee of $49.99 and equipment rental of $29.99/day.
MOST EXPENSIVE
Enterprise (just as bad)
$499.99***
per millisecond
- ✓EVERYTHING in all lower plans
- ✓Dedicated server crashes (just for you!)
- ✓Platinum-level data mishandling
- ✓24/7 technical support (always busy)
- ✓Complimentary COMPUTER VIRUS (a $299 value!)
CONTACT SALES
***Plus annual commitment of your soul and firstborn child.
Enterprise plan automatically renews every nanosecond until the heat death of the universe.
Legal Disclaimer: By viewing this pricing section, you agree to pay us regardless of whether you select a plan or not. All fees are non-refundable, non-negotiable, and subject to random increases. Your credit card will be charged every time you blink while viewing this page. We reserve the right to add additional fees for breathing, thinking about our service, or mentioning our name to friends. Privacy policy: We don't have one. Terms of service: Whatever benefits us most at any given moment. By scrolling past this text, you agree to all future changes to these terms, including any that require you to give us your house.
FAQ
WHY?
Freakquently Asked Questions
(That we'll never actually answer properly)
1. How do I cancel my non-existent subscription?+
2. Why does your website keep crashing my browser?+
3. Where can I find the features I paid for?−
Our features operate on a quantum principle - they simultaneously exist and don't exist until you observe them. Unfortunately, the act of looking for them causes them to disappear (basic quantum mechanics, really). We recommend closing your eyes and believing really hard that the features are there. Alternatively, our premium users can access our 'Feature Scavenger Hunt' where we hide functionality in random places throughout the website, like buried treasure! It's not a bug, it's an adventure! Note: finding a feature doesn't guarantee it will work, but that's part of the exciting uncertainty principle of our unique user experience.
4. Is my data secure with your service?+
5. How do I contact customer support?+
6. WAHT DO IF WEBISTE NOT WORK GOOD???−
FIRST TRY TURNING YOUR COMPUTER OFF AND THROWING IT OUT THE WINDOW!!! THEN BUY A NEW ONE AND VISIT OUR SITE AGAIN!!! IF PROBLEM PERSISTS, TRY SCREAMING AT YOUR SCREEN WHILE PRESSING ALL KEYS SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! IF STILL NOT WORK, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL EXORCIST AS YOUR DEVICE MAY BE POSSESSED!!! ALTERNATIVELY, TRY ACCESSING OUR WEBSITE WHILE STANDING ON ONE FOOT DURING A FULL MOON WHILE RECITING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS!!! OUR WEBSITE RESPONDS WELL TO INTERPRETIVE DANCE GESTURES PERFORMED NEAR YOUR ROUTER!!! 100% SUCCESS RATE 60% OF THE TIME!!!
7. When will you fix the known bugs in your system?+
8. Why does your website look like it was designed by a hyperactive child on a sugar rush in 1996?+
9. 404 QUESTION NOT FOUND+
10. How do I unsubscribe from your annoying newsletter that I never signed up for?+
Disclaimer: These FAQs are provided for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously. Any resemblance to actual helpful information is purely coincidental. Attempting to follow any advice provided may result in confusion, frustration, or an existential crisis. Side effects of reading these FAQs may include eye-rolling, sighing, palm-to-face contact, and sudden urges to close your browser. If you experience a sudden onset of common sense while reading, please consult your doctor immediately as this may indicate an allergic reaction to our website.
How do I actually use this website properly?
You don't. This website is intentionally designed to be the world's worst. That's the whole point!
IMPORTANT COOKIE NOTICE!!!
By using WorldsWorstWebsite.lol to create the world's worst websites, you agree to all cookies we want to store on your device, your neighbor's device, and potentially several server farms across the galaxy.
This website utilizes advanced cookie technology to track, monitor, analyze, scrutinize, memorize, hypothesize, and philosophize about your browsing habits. Our cookies may include but are not limited to: HTTP cookies, Flash cookies, Zombie cookies, Supercookies, evercookies, Magic cookies, Fortune cookies, Chocolate chip cookies, Oatmeal raisin cookies (which nobody actually likes), and cookies that your grandmother may have baked in 1987.
Each cookie contains up to 97 different flavors of personal data including but not extending nearly far enough to: your preferred sleeping position, the color of socks you're wearing right now, your deepest darkest fears, what you had for breakfast three Tuesdays ago, the secret name you gave your favorite houseplant, and how long you spend looking at pictures of cats on the internet (don't worry, we won't tell anyone... for a price).
These cookies are absolutely essential for our terrible website creation platform to function in ways we can't explain because we don't actually know how they work. By accepting these cookies, you're also accepting that we might accidentally share your awful design preferences with our third-party partners, fourth-party associates, fifth-party acquaintances, and Dave from accounting who's really not supposed to have access but figured out the password (it was "password123").
This website may also deploy non-essential cookies for purposes such as "enhancing user experience" (making the website slightly less terrible than it already is), "analytics" (figuring out how long users tolerate this website before screaming), and "targeted advertising" (showing you ads for products you looked at once three years ago and definitely don't want anymore).
You theoretically have the right to opt out of these cookies, but we've made that process so complicated that most users would rather solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pool of hungry sharks. Also, opting out doesn't actually stop us from tracking you; it just makes you feel better about being tracked.
By clicking the accept button (which doesn't actually exist because this is just an annoying popup), you agree to all of the above, plus any additional terms we might think of in the future, terms from parallel universes where cookies are sentient beings, and any terms that may be invented by artificial intelligence after it inevitably becomes self-aware.
If you do not agree to these terms, your only option is to close your browser, throw your computer into the nearest ocean, move to a remote cabin in the woods, and live off the grid for the remainder of your natural life. Even then, we can't guarantee our cookies won't find you.
This cookie policy was last updated at a time we can't remember, by people we don't know, for reasons we can't explain.
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